and then you realize you are in IT industry!!!

What you do: 

1)      Usually, you come at time for your work, and leave at the right time.

2)      Whenever there is extra work, you stay back a little, complete the work and go back.

3)      If required, you work on weekends.

4)      If you make mistakes, acknowledge it, and correct it.

5)      You do your work properly, with good quality, and keep up with your schedule.

6)      You come up with solutions for difficult issues, in a very short time.

7)      Even if the assigned work is junk, you do it without any complaints.

8)      You do not poke your nose in others’ work, and others’ business.

9)      You do not care what others think of you, do not involve in unnecessary discussions, and small talks.

10)   You laugh only if you like the joke, and talk in the meeting, only if you feel that something is there to be shared with the team.

11)   You interact with the colleagues for getting work done.

12)   You don’t talk to anyone for the sake of talking or because you and that person are alone in the lift.

Result: 

1)      Dogs are treated better than you are.

2)      You lose all your respect, and your dignity.

3)      You end the year with the worst rating, and the least salary hike.

What you do: 

1)      You come really late, and stay back late as well.Many just notice the time you leave.

2)       If required, you work on weekends.

3)      If you make mistakes, argue that it is not a mistake, and then if no other go, blame it on the next person.

4)      You keep up with your schedule, but your work is of poor quality.

5)      You do not come up with solutions for trivial issues, leave alone the difficult ones.

6)      You do only junk work.

7)      You poke in every other person’s work and you lose your sleep because of your insecurity.

8)      You think about what others think of you, involve in unnecessary discussions, and small talks.

9)      You laugh if your lead or senior is cracking the worst possible joke ever!

10)   You interact with the colleagues for each and everything, making them think that you both are invaluable and can’t live without one another.

11)   You talk just for the sake of talking, and not because you want to talk.

Result:

1)      You are treated like a king/queen.

2)      You maintain your dignity, as you do not have one.

3)      You end the year with the best rating and hike.